What do you think you're doing, young lady? You can't sleep now. You've text messages to send, songs to listen to, essays to write, random phrases to google, blog posts to write, pictures to upload on facebook, and celebrities to follow. Up! Up! Up!
Look at how efficient Little Joey is. Why can't you be more like him? Sheesh, teenagers these days.
Why, back in my day...
I'll invite one of your little friends over. They'll make sure you do something online and you will be all smiles and sunshine.
Speaking of sunshine, why don't you go outside and get some vitamin D?
You heard me, go off and have fun!
Now I have some time to figure out youtube without your dissbelieving gasps. Hmm...what does this button do? Wait...wait...got it! Yippee!