Thursday, May 23, 2013

New Dangers

We live in dark times, people. I feel that I, Eliza Bloggersnark, have a noble duty to correct this. I'm a teenager myself. I've been writing with a quill pen for the past two years. Letters to long lost friends. Hogwarts acceptance letters. Mother's Day cards.
Don't let your children fall into this trap. Do you want your daughter forging Professor McGonagall's signature? Do you want her sending mail to poor girls without Internet access?
Parents, rise up! Teachers, defend! Students, do nothing! Your very education is at stake.

New dangers. There are none. We only find new ways to complain about them.

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