"What is happening to our young people? They disrespect their elders, they disobey their parents. They ignore the law. They riot in the streets inflamed with wild notions. Their morals are decaying. What is to become of them?"
-Plato, 4th Century BC
They spend the next sixty or so generations quoting you in graduation speeches.
At least nowadays, sculptures are allowed to have eyes.
What's this, color? Sculpture ain't like it used to be.