We live in a dark, dangerous world. Tornadoes, earthquakes, tsunamis, wars, and drug abuse are all plauging the peace of the world. But in the German city Eppelheim, citizens are facing a very serious problem that makes all others pale in comparison. Teenagers are sitting on the benches the wrong way, perching on the top of the bench with their feet on the seats. Some claim their shoes dirty the benches. Luckily, the mayor came up with a brilliant solution: put the seat on top! Thank-you. The world can breathe freely now.